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I KNOW CHRISTMAS IS OVER BUT HERE BRUCE AND JASON ANGST RAHHHHHH

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"In hindsight letting myself get involved with a vampire had probably been a bad idea, but the little guy had such a way with words it was hard not to find that pretty mouth of his persuasive."

— Noir detective / Vampire AU

You ever drank too much coffee or stayed up too late that you felt if you dissociate hard enough you’d clip right through the ground?

a figment of their imagination, really.

marlene had been gone for a while now, as the memory of an august order meeting that had played in their head over and over again reminded them, but they still felt marlene's hot breath against their neck, her cold fingers touching them, drawing patterns on their body, the gentle brush of fingerprints making them shiver and a content sigh to escape their lips.

and, no matter how much everyone around them had tried to deny it, marlene was still there, with the ones that still believed in not necessarily the human, the flesh, but in merely the concept.

"i'm still here, my sunshine."

but it wasn't quite the marlene that dorcas knew. she still looked gorgeous, a light aura always around her, an aura of yellowy-white light, but this marlene was cold, colder, the humanity of a once young, fierce woman gone. drained from what was left of her. the only thing that had changed about her was the fact that she was not a human anymore, but merely a memory, but, to dorcas, there was nothing that could change marlene's brash beauty.

they reached out, in the dark, almost blindly, in hope that she'd be there. it was nothing, just the cold night and the empty pit in your stomach a dead lover leaves.

@pestoprongs btsznwkjakjl

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putting the prongs AND pesto in pestoprongs for my 10k dtiys! details below 🍝

rules:

-use the hashtag #pestoprongs10KDTIYS

-deadline is october 31st

-tag me in your post

-keep his skin tone and the theme of him eating pesto the same, but anything else goes!

-put my original piece in your post and tag me

-have fun!

All I want in life is the motivation of a sports anime protagonist

cozy lil cafe :3

Wei to Opal: Wait you and Bolin are going through a rough period?

Wei:

Wei: Why don't I help you out and uh..

Wei:

Wei:

Wei: date him

"okay i'll hear you out. beg for your life." i'm crying i hate this

I'm getting a therapist but like, I don't even know what goes on in my own thoughts half the time o.o

This is the first time I've experienced a fic getting deleted AS I WAS READING IT 🥲

Ooooo another Harry Potter fan hiiii!!!! I'm sending this on anon cause we're kinda hated saldy... Though you probably know who I am cause I just liked a bunch of your posts ehehe (woof!)

May I ask who your favorite characters are and maybe what your house is? :')/nf

I'm just really exited to have found another Harry Potter fan- It's not like we're rare, but I feel like a bunch of us are afraid to show our passion atm-

Have a nice day aaaa 💖

HIHI XDD dw i love when ppl spam and show love!! my fave movie char is probs luna lovegood (i havent watched the movies since i was like ten or smthin.. dang i rlly need to rewatch em- but i thought she was cool at the time lolol) my fave howgarts legacy chars are definitely deek and lodgok-while my fave creatures are the graphorn and thestrals >:D

i think my house is most likely ravenclaw based on my personality n such! although i love the warmness of hufflepuff lolol

i know how you feel about showing your passion, but on an older post of mine i sorta said my share: "I dont support the trans = bad stuff cuz my gender is a mess rn and like bro lemmie just enjoy my silly lil game- also the community itself is very enjoyable and comforting as ive met plenty of gay ppl in there who just dont care about the transphobia stuff cuz harry potter is what they like. tbh for me its what the community is about not the creator, a very large example is mostly warrior cats, tho prob other communities too"

you shouldnt be scared to show your interests and opinions! yes-jk is a bad person and shouldnt be famous, but she was made famous by the community of potterheads! it practically shaped the world as we know it since the wonderful games and the movies probably wouldnt exist without us! its our passion, our thing that we like and nobody should judge what makes us happy. if they do, theres always that delicious block button lolol

Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

huh? guar— whuh???

↓↓ up close guardian spook below ↓↓

stuff i drew back in 2016… mostly tried to get a feel of how to translate them in my style at the time lol

as someone with a bachelor’s degree in english, i am inexpressibly tired of people telling me to get highly specific jobs that often require highly specific degrees. “just go write for a magazine!” you need a journalism degree for that. “just teach!” you need a teaching certificate, and also fuck you. “just go work at a tutoring place!” tutoring children with learning disabilities, which make up the majority of the clientele at those places, requires not only a teaching certificate but a specialized master’s degree. “just go work at a library!” you need a master’s degree in library science to be a librarian. it is actually a highly skilled and extremely competitive field. you don’t just “go work at a library,” you train for years in the vain hope that you will get one of handful of available jobs. “just go work at a library.” the nerve. the unmitigated gall. “just go work at a library.” ugh.

My genuine reaction after learning that Ares and Ripred MIGHT have fucked at some point. That Ripred is denying it happened, but Vikus is saying Nerissa saw it in a vision??? Was it truly innocent like Ripred is claiming? I have so many questions that I am afraid to ask.

Also @ripred-tuc-offical please, I must know these rat curses that you taught Ares

So, I have a Discord account again

. . . .

Idk what to do with it I don't talk much

Say hi I guess (unless you're some old creep dni)

Spring Break! That means vacation! Which is why I am currently on my way to San Juan. Drew these on the plane! (Also, it is my birthday! Makes this trip even better!)

Flash is so confused as to why his entire rogue gallery has each individually sent him a link to the exact same Redit post sign the comment “read the thread”. Like????

He still confusedly reads the post. Ok, kinda cute, a kid tryna be a little villain and asking if he’s bad at it, but then he scrolls down to the comments like they all instructed and he becomes slowly more and more horrified, wait, is that Red Robin? Not important, wtf is going on here?!

Inspired by this great prompt and goes the other way.

Of which Danny goes to Reddit as Phantom.

Now, I dunno much about Reddit due to my country's default system is to ban the site (except if you use VPN or Apple products apparently?), but anyways.

One reckon that r/evilmonologue exists.

Danny-as-Phantom is certainly asking that if he's a bad villain (Am I a Bad Villain aka AIBV) since his "Heroes" (Red Huntress, Fenton couple, and GIW) doesn't allow him to do Evil Monologues at all, when even the weakest "Villain" would even has his "Beware Box" gimmick (tho he certainly wouldn't do anything so cringe).

Ofc it comes from: Yes, GhostNebula is a bad villain to: this kid is handed out such a bad life that he really mistakes "heroes" and "villains" of all things. You sure that the guys in white and ghost hunters are good guys?? to: Flash, get your villain. I think he'll be safer with you since he also got no body count, so surely he was a Flash rogue?

And ofc the heroes of JL (or others) will investigate for some reason or another.

This gives me chills.

meh

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IN HISTORY. BUZZKILL ALERT

Heyo! I don’t really post OCs on here, but I might as well!

This is Rabi Lebelle and she’s a STARs OC (Thank you @enigma-imagines for your permission)

She’s my harpy baby and the Strategist of the team! More to come soon if this goes well!

mercs with STACKED titties, built like brick shithouses:

medic

heavy

soldier

mercs that are beefy:

demo

engie

pyro

obviously a little built bc mercenary but kinda twigs:

scout

sniper

literal twig, chest is concave, flies out the window like a napkin when you leave the car window down

spy