Me, Trying To Drink My Orange Juice: Lalala I Dink My Oange

Mmmm… eating pancake… feeling 𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓵...

A little WIP of something... I had this idea swimming in my brain and I need to get it out

As a person who likes the taste of burnt popcorn it does have smoke if you burn it real bad. It also smells really strong either way. I do think he’s wasting popcorn though like that sounds not even burnt.

my brother just left an entire bag of popcorn bc he burnt A Few of them. i mean like free popcorn for me but what the hell. waste of popcorn. crime.

I feel indecipherable to everyone including myself and I hope my blog translates that well

Uh hi!

I’ve decided to make my first real post cause why not

Here’s bive from regretevator!!!!!! She’s so silly guys. Should I color her???

yeah!!! Yay!!! Yippie!!! Or something!!! Uh bye

ALL OF THOSE EVIL SCIENTISTS HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO CONDUCT RESEARCH! Don’t they understand if you use the SAME PERSON for the ‘creating a mutant creature’ test AND the ‘cryostasis for 100 years’ test it’s GOING TO SKEW THE RESULTS!!!!! NO im not “above average tolerance for humans” you SPLICED my dna with a goblin shark, raven, therizinosauraus, and that undercooked spaghetti noodle you found on the ground, OF COURSE my data is wrong! And don’t get me STARTED on the poor sap who got ‘injected with random needles’ and ‘see how fast he can complete a maze’! Idiots!

Oh boy I sure do like being alive on may 10, 2025!

On it boss *scurries off into the woods*

@creatures-in-posts is this creature satisfactorily goopy

the world is in peril, and people are hurting

but even so, we can take comfort in knowing we have creature of wet slop. grins.

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The yearning for pineapple vs the knowledge of how uncomfy it makes my mouth feel