Bestie No Don’t Have A Mental Breakdown In The Forest You’re Too #girlboss For That

Me: oh boys! I should work on my awesome drawings ideas so I can show the lovely people of tumblr!

The devious procrastination fairy: Nuh uh

Me: what?

Me, three hours later: ah.

I was freaking out and crying because I felt really upset and I couldn’t think of anything to draw and my grades are horrible and blah blah blah but then I doodled that silly guy from poppy playtime and now I’m good.

me, trying to drink my orange juice: lalala i dink my oange

the treacherous trachea:

fun fact!

the average human body contains enough bones to make a full skeleton!

okay good night!!

School just whipped up a classic! Eating (?) tonight! Cardiovascular disease!

Le zoap no taste good

Ooh ok then!

What’s your opinion on the major economy crisis of 2007-2009?

The 'yes or no' game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

This game is great!

The yearning for pineapple vs the knowledge of how uncomfy it makes my mouth feel

PAH!! There’s no way bro could be gman man without me knowing!

New year new me. And I’m gman now. But they don’t know that.

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