Me: oh boys! I should work on my awesome drawings ideas so I can show the lovely people of tumblr!
The devious procrastination fairy: Nuh uh
Me: what?
Me, three hours later: ah.
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Caught in 4k
Welp….this AU has consumed my life lol
And if you don’t know already this AU belongs to the amazing, talented, and wonderful @babyblankyerror
my ouppies
La figurinos. Beautiful.
Ok so I noticed @aroace-get-out-of-my-face and @babyblankyerror (PLEASE GO CHECK THEM OUT THEYRE SO COOL)making some awesome prompts so I figured I would try my hand at one (based off a dream I had)
So Stanley is captured. Probably by Rico or something, and in a warehouse all tied up. When Rico leaves to go do something or whatever, Stanley somehow summons a nice but a bit wacky wizard (he had some magical item he stole from somebody that Rico didn’t bother to take and him struggling summons the wizard) the wizard, seeing Stan has his item, goes “oh boy! You found my missing item! Ive been looking for that for ages! Since you found it, I’ll give you one wish!” And Stan, weirded out of his mind, wondering why the guy he stole the item from is congratulating him on finding it, and probably thinks he’s dreaming but not about to give up an opportunity to escape, goes;
“GET ME OUTTA HERE!”
Of course, his mouth is tied up and gagged so the wizard has to work with what he’s got.
Though honestly “drake bug hawk bear” is not a good guess.
The wizard goes “alright great! I can do that! :)” and teleports him outside of the warehouse and tells him he has 24 hours till the spell kicks in (to give him time to leave) Stan, not really listening, jumps in his car and heads out, still confused as hell. Of course, 24 hours later the car is a bit too small to keep driving in and also now is wrecked because turning into a crazy hybrid of a dragon, stag beetle, golden eagle, and brown bear may cause some damage to your surroundings.
So he starts walking. Where, you ask?
To gravity falls.
Meanwhile, Stanford is having the time of his life! He’s researching, he’s finding new, interesting creatures, he’s defying the laws of nature, he’s getting chased down by a unicorn after trying to take its blood for “testing purposes”,
Wait actually that last one isn’t vey good.
But luckily for him, Stan has been walking for days and honestly couldn’t be more willing to fight off magical creatures for his brother.
Sibling bonding time!
There its is that’s. That’s the idea. Is cool? Did good job??? I cooked???
School just whipped up a classic! Eating (?) tonight! Cardiovascular disease!
Ooh ok then!
What’s your opinion on the major economy crisis of 2007-2009?
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
Someone challenges me to a wizard duel and instead of fighting them I just keep saying “dodges” to everything he does
“I once brought up mothman in class and you could see him get visibly angry and say ‘don’t play poker with him’ before muttering something about 10 dollars. He then disappeared for, like, 5 days and when he came back he had a giant moth antenna and ten dollars sitting on his desk. 5/5 dunno what his deal is but I’m pretty certain he could kill god.”
Hc that Ford gets a job at a local community college as a physics prof after he and Stan are done sailing around the world and fulfills his destiny as the eccentric professor he was always meant to be
And he quickly gains a reputation amongst the stem students as That Professor
I bet his ratemyprof reviews would be insane:
“He didn’t grade any of our homework until the end of the semester, but he brought something called a ‘plaidypus’ to class and let us pet it. Her name was Dorothy. 5/5”
“He constantly ranted about how ‘triangles are the most untrustworthy shape’ whatever that means. Also he doesn’t know how to use the internet. I hated his class. 5/5”
And many more iterations of “this guy is terrible. 5 stars”
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
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