Ok so I noticed @aroace-get-out-of-my-face and @babyblankyerror (PLEASE GO CHECK THEM OUT THEYRE SO COOL)making some awesome prompts so I figured I would try my hand at one (based off a dream I had)
So Stanley is captured. Probably by Rico or something, and in a warehouse all tied up. When Rico leaves to go do something or whatever, Stanley somehow summons a nice but a bit wacky wizard (he had some magical item he stole from somebody that Rico didn’t bother to take and him struggling summons the wizard) the wizard, seeing Stan has his item, goes “oh boy! You found my missing item! Ive been looking for that for ages! Since you found it, I’ll give you one wish!” And Stan, weirded out of his mind, wondering why the guy he stole the item from is congratulating him on finding it, and probably thinks he’s dreaming but not about to give up an opportunity to escape, goes;
“GET ME OUTTA HERE!”
Of course, his mouth is tied up and gagged so the wizard has to work with what he’s got.
Though honestly “drake bug hawk bear” is not a good guess.
The wizard goes “alright great! I can do that! :)” and teleports him outside of the warehouse and tells him he has 24 hours till the spell kicks in (to give him time to leave) Stan, not really listening, jumps in his car and heads out, still confused as hell. Of course, 24 hours later the car is a bit too small to keep driving in and also now is wrecked because turning into a crazy hybrid of a dragon, stag beetle, golden eagle, and brown bear may cause some damage to your surroundings.
So he starts walking. Where, you ask?
To gravity falls.
Meanwhile, Stanford is having the time of his life! He’s researching, he’s finding new, interesting creatures, he’s defying the laws of nature, he’s getting chased down by a unicorn after trying to take its blood for “testing purposes”,
Wait actually that last one isn’t vey good.
But luckily for him, Stan has been walking for days and honestly couldn’t be more willing to fight off magical creatures for his brother.
Sibling bonding time!
There its is that’s. That’s the idea. Is cool? Did good job??? I cooked???
‘Twas the goes I thikn
Pookies help the concept of time is peer pressuring me into giving them my lunch money I need divorce documents STAT
me, trying to drink my orange juice: lalala i dink my oange
the treacherous trachea:
Even better: it actually kills bill and everything goes back to normal.
au where in response to the end of the world and his family being missing for days stan says fuck it and decides to roll the infinity die
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Me. Me. Me Fr.
You get me. You understand.
I’ve decided. My Pronouns are whatever the opposite of my presentation is. If you’re not sure you have to guess and if you guess wrong I will declare you a misogynist and you will be forced to complete a saw trap. if you get scared and default to they/them I will declare you a misogynist and you will be forced to complete a saw trap.
Uhhh uhhhh uhhhh I don’t know anything about Tomodachi but make a bottle of glue because it’s funny
TAKING TOMODACHI SUGGESTIONS TO SPICE UP THAT STUPID ISLAND
ALREADY THERE: ME, EVERY RELEVANT PINE AND THEIR CHILDREN, FIDDLEFORD, BABA FROM BABA IS YOU, IDA FROM “MONUMENT VALLEY”, GINGERBRAVE, ROBBIE, AND A FEW OTHERS I DON’T CARE ABOUT
THE SHINDIG!!! ITS COMING!!!
Had a dream where I was in some guys car and he was speeding and he got pulled over and the exchange went like
Cop: Sir you were going 60 in a school zone!!!!
Guy: im sorry sir I can’t stop!!!!
Cop: why?
Guy: I have to go to shindig rehab!!
Different cop over radio: TIM !! LET THAT MAN GO!!! HES ADDICTED TO THE SHINDIG!!!
dark crystal who is your favorite in it go
THE CHAMBERLAIN!!!!! THE GUY!!! CORRUPTION AND DECEIT POWERS GO!!!!
Look at him he’s like a vulture with rabies if it learned to lie and uses the power for as much evil as possible with the company of only other vultures with rabies
That’s my costume.
Trick or treat!!!!
Is the half life cockroach the trick or the treat??
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
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