THE SHINDIG!!! ITS COMING!!!

egg

“Ooooh we gotta deport the Mexicans! We gotta deport the Asians! We gotta-!” No. How about I deport YOU. Go back to Britain.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Meningitis.

Caught in 4k

Welp….this AU has consumed my life lol

And if you don’t know already this AU belongs to the amazing, talented, and wonderful @babyblankyerror

This game is great!

Ok im not a shipper, never really have been, I don’t really care whether you think somebody should be with someone or wether a character likes x or y (as long as it’s not weird or proshippy :/) but I just found out that the ship name for glisten x Rodger is REFLECTIVE DETECTIVE and I’ve never rooted for a mirror and a magnifying glass to kiss more in my entire life.

Someone challenges me to a wizard duel and instead of fighting them I just keep saying “dodges” to everything he does

… anyway I got bald flowey-

you have to share an apartment with the 4th character in your camera roll for 3-4 years.

I feel so honored

Everyone gets a free trip to Costco to celebrate

Opinions on gender? /10 ofc

contender for most confusing ask i've received during 2025 already, that's my rating