When My Girlfriend And I Are Wearing Masks And I’m Holding My Crutches So We Can’t Kiss Or Hug Or

today the gender is

Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

god i hate being perceived

A fake psychic that works with detectives

dreamy sigh followed by agonized sobbing

loudspeaker interference ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS THERE IS A FUCKING BEAST LOOSE IN THE HARDWARE AISLE

all of the sides + Thomas: *are arguing about some stupid shit*

Logan: i think it's best if we -

Thomas: not right now, Logan

the orange side, in the back of Logan's mind:

“is that all i am to you?” Thomas Sanders I Am In Your Walls.

fun fact about me: When I was 6 years old I sent so much hate mail to the president (the second Bush) that the mail carrier had to tell my mom I needed to stop before we got FBI’d