Loudspeaker Interference ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS THERE IS A FUCKING BEAST LOOSE IN THE HARDWARE AISLE

Virgil: GOD DAMMIT. WHICH SIDE R U ALL ATTRACTED TO???

Remus, Janus, & Orange: Logan

Virgil: we can't possibly all like Logan, it is not mathematically POSSIBLE.

Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you're not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

dos anyone want to play cars with me .

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Love this! Stay safe folks (x)

When the mutual you really enjoy seeing in ur notes shows up in ur notes

to all the queer kids who have parents who aren't openly homophobic but still not Nice about their queerness. Its okay to feel mad about it. Just because you're in a physically safe place doesn't mean that it can't be frustrating and heartbreaking to not be accepted. to feel like you have to shove yourself into a box to be loved. your feelings are valid. you deserve all the proud acceptance in the world

God Bless people who dress wild and go out in public. I love seeing a woman in all pink with pink hair and pink nails, with a tiny dog in a pink outfit in her bag. Or a massively goth dude covered in piercings sporting a giant green mohawk. Cosplayers. SCA reenactors. Ren Faire people. There’s nothing I love more than a pair of handsome young men walking around in Revolutionary War outfits. Just please keep dressing wild and freaky. You bring color to life, and it never fails to put a big smile on my face.