God I Hate Being Perceived

Kim Dokja attracts rich people.

(it has been sitting in my notes app for too long.)

It’s because he’s a scammer, Yoo Joonghyuk growls.

It’s because he’s pathetic, Han Sooyoung grins.

It’s because he’s hot, Sun Wokong winks— only to be smacked upside the head by Secretive Plotter, who says it’s because he’s interesting

Uriel’s answer was too long and incoherent to include.

It's been 7 long years.

The final season of Percy Jackson and the Olympians has just begun to release.

The Ares and Apollo cabins are in a dispute over ownership for the flying chariot.

The counselors sit around a table in the Big House.

Percy has just learned that he's (probably) gonna die in the next month, when Clarisse and Michael begin to bicker. Percy has had it up to here.

He starts clapping rhythmically. There is a lull in the room as they stare at him.

He claps faster.

"Oh golly, the road's getting bumpy, cause I've got me some friends who just can't get along-"

thinking of when I had a dream I was an aging white father of 3 kids and my weeping wife was begging me to not leave (I don’t know why I was leaving her) and as I walked out the front door of our suburban home I turned around in my khakis and said “I’m sorry, but I have to go now and….I’m never coming back. I love you” and then woke up like

Honestly, I do not know. I can only assume that it is either the name of some saint I don't remember or just another name for Jesus.

not to sound like a confused jew (which i am) but who the fuck is noel and why is he christmas

thank god i’m hot enough to get away with how annoying i am

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

John Dory’s dating history in a nutshell

me, sleepy in bed, thinking of my favorite characters being sleepy: obohohhoohohohbheheeeehee yes yessssss Yes YES

rb to fungus your followers

(they deserve it) (they have been very good)

Rt <3 /p