Thank God I’m Hot Enough To Get Away With How Annoying I Am

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

Y do u hate when people say "previous tags"

Etiquette.

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*

the pjo fandom on tumblr vs tiktok is so funny cause we've all (or most of us) have already read the entire series, we know what's going to happen so we can see the parallels and the tragedy behind it but on tiktok???

they're in love with Luke

they think he's so kind and nice and its wonderful he's percy's friend, there's no way that he'd be evil - I've seen theories that annabeth is going to be the one who betrays percy (prior to ep4)

the tonal shift is insane and I can't wait to see all these first time viewers lose their fucking minds

AND NO ONE TAKES YOU SERIOUSLY.

/nf