A Fake Psychic That Works With Detectives

Maybe a human beats werewolf (with love & praise, maybe even with a silver bullet if you’re into that) and vampire beats human

vampire vs. skeleton. what's the vampire gonna do? suck blood the skeleton doesn't have?? on the other hand werewolf vs. skeleton would not be so good. all those bones.

Here is a gif that is titled “Dan goes spinny spinny” that I finished a few days ago. This is of the Spooky!Lads AU created by @alittlesliceofcucumber which is amazing

gay people love it when a man is in love with another man and they beat each other up

sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

*weeps in rare pair*

I chose the first option but it would be quite interest if the first were both true and the reader finds out the narrator is an immortal/god/spirit thing before finding out it is a main character.

I’d love to do a series of these short Spindlewynd Mysteries so a continuing narrator might be fun.

me, sleepy in bed, thinking of my favorite characters being sleepy: obohohhoohohohbheheeeehee yes yessssss Yes YES