Cryptidzatitagain - CryptidzAtItAgain

You never know when learning a new skill will come in handy. For example, I had a crush on a boy in middle school who loved Sonic so I learned how to draw him and the other characters so he'd sit by me. 16 years later I'm trying to take a kid's blood pressure multiple times. It's too high because he's scared, he hates it. I see mom's got Sonic playing on her phone. So while the dynamap is running I say "hey look at this!" Draw a quick Sonic on the exam table paper, he's so focused on me that he doesn't realize his BP was taken, now with beautiful numbers. Gotta do an EKG now and I bribe him, "i'll draw Tails if you sit still for me"... perfect EKG. Now coming to see a cardiologist is a lot less scary for a couple kids, all because of my middle school crush.

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me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*

LEAVE ME ALONE

who wouldn't want to get inted by knuckles?

he's a smart guy. how else would he come up with such a smirk upon being praised like this? he just wants everyone to believe that he's not, so that he can strike back on anyone anytime.

in fact, he might as well be the only surviving echidna, because only he was smart enough to hide his intelligence.

i've never felt young lol i was 14 feeling like a three times divorced woman

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i think as adults it’s our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least