“is That All I Am To You?” Thomas Sanders I Am In Your Walls.

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

My dnd character before the campaign: famed and highly celebrated lawyer with decades of difficult, complicated cases under his belt.

My dnd character in my first session playing him: operating in a makeshift court and accusing a goat of perjury and contempt of court.

me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts

i think you people put too much pressure on what is or isnt a date like a date is literally just being together with the person you want to be with

Need a little help with writing

I am writing a short story that has to have 6 characters or less and I can't tell if this counts as a character

Context, the labyrinth in question in question is sentient in the sense that it can make decisions and simulations based on memories of the main character. Which it uses to make the main character briefly think that he escaped, thus causing the main conflict of the story

But it unable to have personal opinions and hold conversation outside of "I was made to keep you here, you must never leave" which is basically a prerecorded message.

While it does understand what that phrase means as in that it is the mission of the labyrinth, it is unable to ultimately understand the phrase as anything other than an objective. (like it sees it the same way a social media filter looks for a face, not how a human sees a face, does that make sense)

Though it might be important to note that the main character doesn't particularly think of the labyrinth as character or a setting and more a problem/conflict. But they only recently figured out that it has at least a basic form of sentience.

you havent truly experienced roleplay until youve had knuckles and metal sonic fighting midair, falling down a deep chasm, while “It’s Raining Men” plays FULL BLAST out of metal’s speakers

Shout out to that one time somebody interrupted me mid staring out into nothingness and my automatic response after a few seconds of silence was to loudly shout (while looking them in the eyes) "I WAS IN THE BIBLE ONCE" in a voice that wasn't mine

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pros of pain: you might find god there

cons of pain: you might find god there