I'll Take 20

today’s dark choco cookie is: he’s thawing…

Thank you, mutual

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

Montana's a real state???

americans what’s the state that doesn’t feel real to you. for me it’s montana. i cannot even conceptualize montana

Had a dream last night that you responded to a mean ask with "someone get this guy an inhaler because everyone knows angry pirates get oxygen"

for context the asker was a pirate, the yoho arrgh kind

Doesn't really sound like something I'd say

Today's Wizard Cookie tried to help his Grandma find an octagon, didn't go well. 

(Anonymous Submission)

They turned him into a Jojo character @incorrect-cookie-run-kingdom , funniest shit I've ever seen

The first victim :)

DARK CHOCO MY GUY I'M SO SORRY BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS-

Hmm... I kinda want to draw a comic or something based off this now-

never thought there'd be a day where this meme was relevant again but im fucking glad i made it

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made