never thought there'd be a day where this meme was relevant again but im fucking glad i made it
stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!
Who the fuck gave them permission to write "give it to your sister, your sister's stronger, see if she can hold on a little longer", like ok, coming at my toxic childhood being the family therapist, i TAKE OFFENCE
do u have those mutuals who are like WAY COOLER THAN U and when they reblog/like ur stuff ur just like 👀💯✔️👀
reblog to give your mutuals a BLÅHAJ
when you’re at a party and the anxiety kicks in
Stiill using screen shots bc why not
In my last, post I talked about my headcanon for this NPC/ oc I'm calling Sour Cream Cookie. So, I'm making a part 2. Context, he's Clotted Cream's bio father.
So like I said in last Post, Sour Cream was saved after being lost at sea for 22 years by Captain Caviar. He was told of what was happening in Creme Republic.
So imagine with me, this guy, hearing that his OWN WIFE had to remarry to save his only child from a life of hardship, and not allow her to see them!!! He was furious, with a mix of guilt of not being there.
So Sour Cream goes home, amazed by everything he sees, since the Republic was a simple town when he left that refugees were still retreating to.He storms into the Lyceum, disrupting the meeting of the Elders.
Skit I thought of ( Inspired by @queen-rainy-love , check their stuff out!)
*In the Lyceum, the Council of Elder were having a meeting with Clotted Cream when the doors swings open*
??: * kicks the door open* *smiles* Anyone missed me??
The elders look on in shock and horror as the stranger walks in, covered in dirt and a bit caked up salt. His worn-out shoes leaving bits of mud as he walked around*
??: My my, things have really changed since I've been gone!! This once small township turns into a great and glorious Republic!! Sad I missed it!!
Sable: Ahh?? Who are you?
??: *chuckles, pushes up his broken glasses* Hehe, I guess my look has changed after a long time, hasn't it?"
Custard: *annoyed* This is a private meeting, you are allowed to be here!! Who sent you in ??
Captain Caviar: *Walks in, takes his seat* I did, sorry I'm late, had to check on one of my ships. And you may want to hear the guy out.
??: Thank you, Caviar. Now was I? Oh right. *bows* I am Sour Cream Cookie, the forgotten heir of House Scone.
Vanilla Sugar: This is preposterous!! Sour Cream cookie has been dead for years!
Sour Cream: I feel pretty alive to me. And Mulled, I appreciate you keeping my notes safe since I've gone. The airship you created is amazing!
Mulled Juice: I....
Clotted Cream: * a bit annoyed* Look sir, you've been in here long enough. I think it's time you leave- *is hugged by Sour Cream*
Sour Cream: *looks at him, shocked* My son.. Look at you.. all grown up.
Clotted Cream: I...Um...
Sour Cream: *lets go* Where is your mother? Where's Light Cream?
Clotted Cream: *confused* W-wait, how do you..?
Custard: *stands up* Guards!! Get this lunatic out of here!!
*two guards come out and begin to drag out Sour Cream on the Lyceum, when Light Cream runs in*
Light Cream: Wait!!! *crying* Sour Cream, is that you?
Sour Cream: *looks, shoves the guards off and hugs Light Cream* My love!!!
*Light Cream hugs him back, now sobbing. Sour Cream ran his fingers through her hair*
Light Cream: *sniffles* You're alive... You're truly alive...
Sour Cream: *smiles* I am, My love. I'm so sorry for being gone for so long..
*As the elders watch in shock, Clotted Cream walked over to the two reunited lovers. He was very confused. Who was this guy?*
Clotted Cream: Mother? How do you know him?
Light Cream: *smiles* Clotted... This is your father, Sour Cream Cookie.
Picture this, you're stressed out because Covid and climate change finds you out of a job and now you can't pay for dental work so as you listen to the hold music to the dental clinic to cancel your wisdom teeth surgery you log into tumblr to calm your nerves only to be greeted by a Destiel meme informing you that the word flashing is banned and you realise fellow tumblr users can't use a warning for post that could trigger your epilepsy. Imagine this, you're now afraid and there's nothing you can do, no tag to filter out, no warning to safe you.
just an FYI, 4ch*n trolls are using the Ukraine crisis as a means to stoke antiblack racism on Twitter. There's already a bunch of people believing this bait and blaming "SJWs", "those people" (i.e. black people), and "BLM". Racist trolls do this every time there's a crisis and it's absolutely disgusting. Don't fall for this divisive propaganda.
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