Today's Wizard Cookie Tried To Help His Grandma Find An Octagon, Didn't Go Well. 

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Folks will simply say how they hate proshitters and their gross ass ships and then immediately get harassed and recieve death threats. Like damn shawty y'all start trippin once someone simply just says 'proshitters dni'.

Just block and move on. We don't need to see your 80+ paragraph essay telling me to k/ll myself

i want ads to feel pain when i skip them btw

If I'm gonna be honest, when it comes to some of the folks in this fandom, Gatekeeping should be an option.

And yes, I'm talking about the pr0-sh1ppers and the whitewashers cause y'all need some serious mental help. And if you come at me sayin "oh it's just a cookie!!1!1!", I'm blocking your ass. I ain't tolerating none of that shit on my blog.

Y'all ever go to google a specific fandom thing because you like it but get too nervous to Google it cause you feel like Google is judging you???

I love my server

when you’re at a party and the anxiety kicks in

There are three types of martial arts cookies

And then there's Ninja Cookie who is categorized in all three

And then Captain Caviar who made the fourth type

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

This post was made by Kit Fisto

master plo deserves to be sluttier i think