Montana's A Real State???

Two talking cats

(via)

*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,

Today's Wizard Cookie tried to help his Grandma find an octagon, didn't go well. 

(Anonymous Submission)

when you ask the pilot what his name is and he says “nosedive” and seals the doors

Sorry but the fuck is a dreamsexual and why are people hating them??? People getting attracted to dreams or smth??? Idk I'm confused

DJ cookie's fucken shirt

Its

It's the fucken

Picture this, you're stressed out because Covid and climate change finds you out of a job and now you can't pay for dental work so as you listen to the hold music to the dental clinic to cancel your wisdom teeth surgery you log into tumblr to calm your nerves only to be greeted by a Destiel meme informing you that the word flashing is banned and you realise fellow tumblr users can't use a warning for post that could trigger your epilepsy. Imagine this, you're now afraid and there's nothing you can do, no tag to filter out, no warning to safe you.

Finally came back to tumblr after like.....idk how many years

Here's redvelvet cookie with cake hound 💕

I hate How mainstream mushrroms are all Red, but guess which Mushroom colors havent we focused enough on? BLUE, IT LOOKS SO COOL WHY DO PEOPLE IGNORE İT??? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY RED MUSHROOMZ YET NO BLUE ONES ARE LOOKED AT????

BLUE MUSHROOMS AND PURPLE MUSHROOMS SHALL BE NOT IGNORED

LOOK HOW COOL PURPLE LOOKS ON A MUSHROOOM?? RED SCREAMS: "ıll just give you poisoning and thats it" WHILE PURPLE MUSHROOMS SCREAM: "Im gonna make you trip balls so hard you will think you are a Ball of light and you will wake up at 5 AM in a forest naked"

HOW COOL IS THAT?

AND BLUE MUSHROOMS SCREAM: "you are in a fantasy Wonderland poopoo, get ready to meet some fairies"

But.

The real Mushroom we should team up against is..

BEİGE MUSHROOMS

They look so fucking boring, at least the Red one has some effects, and The bad thing is, they dont do proper shit, you can eat most (i recommend you dont) and they are easy to find, you can find the edible ones in a market, but the colorful ones make you touch grass, explore and get fucked, so...

If you like Brown mushrooms.

Stay away from me

(end of my mushtroom rant)

Headcanon: Dark Choco is strong as shit.

Same with his father.

I'm sorry but the only thing that came to mind was Dark Holding two cakewolves like they're sacks of feathers- like

Cause like wolves can easily be 60 - 120 pounds