Thank You, Mutual

Hypothetically speaking, you can dance the macarena to the chorus of California girls if you time the beats just right

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

Rick Gastley,,,,,,,

(( I HAVE A GASTLY ON MY LEGENDS I HAVE NAMED “RICK GASTLEY” ))

No one sees my posts so I can say whatever I want

A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.

no little german boy don’t walk into that electric fence! 

oh mein gott, zhis fence is full of shockenspdyiujhsgfwgh;lkjsdhggslkjn;dbjvkgchskjhlbndjbhvkjgsvhlbdhvkjgflhkd

Why yes, I do like diner.

some of you may've heard about that fancy "bionic reading" typefont thats supposed to be easier for neurodivergent people to read (if you're unfamiliar, it bolds the first few letters of each word to make it easier to follow)

well guess what, its locked behind a $500 a month API to write in because fuck you!

introducing, Not Bionic Reading! it is literally just the bionic reading typefont but for free. god bless neocities

anyone who can, pls reblog!

Right here bestie 😘 ✌️

Licorice cookie supremacy 💅 Licorice cookie kinnies, where are you all?!