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8 years ago

GUYS I JUST WOKE UP FROM A DREAM TO TELL YOU VERY INPORTANT DISCOVERY: SO THE HUMAN BODY HAS A HOLLOW TUBE FROM MOUTH TO BUTTHOLE SO THAT MEANS WE ARE ALL JUST WEIRDLY SHAPED DONUTS!!

8 years ago

People suck

8 years ago

Remember when ooh kill'em was a thing

8 years ago

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

8 years ago
Richard Nixon Campaign Buttons
Richard Nixon Campaign Buttons
Richard Nixon Campaign Buttons
Richard Nixon Campaign Buttons
Richard Nixon Campaign Buttons

richard nixon campaign buttons

8 years ago

Rachael ray doesn’t consider cooking time into her “30 minute meals” and that’s absolute f***ing bullsh*it. she pulls out a crockpot of shredded barbecue chicken that was prepped and slow-cooked 4 hours ago and nonchalantly says, “now that that step is done…” no it isn’t? that’s NOT a 30 minute meal. that’s a 4 hour and 30 minute meal. you’re a liar, a phony, and a fake. Fuck You Rachael Ray

8 years ago

story time.

8 years ago
Jimmy Took Some Time To Write Out His Weekly Thank You Notes!

Jimmy took some time to write out his weekly thank you notes!

8 years ago
When Kids Ask You About The Future.

When kids ask you about the future.

8 years ago
Me

Me

8 years ago

💋 The signs flirting 💋

Uses their lamest possible pickup line and still manages to pull it off like a pro:

Aries, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Attempts something cute, stumbles over their own words and tries to fade out into the background:

Cancer, Pisces, Virgo

Studies pickup lines like a fricking exam for three weeks and fucks it up at the final hurdle. Spends the next month simmering with rage:

Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn

Escaped the womb knowing this shit by heart. The messiah is here:

LIBRA

8 years ago
We’ve Started Rolling Out A Small, Huge Improvement To Tumblr. 

We’ve started rolling out a small, huge improvement to Tumblr. 

The small part is that we’re rearranging reblog comments so that they’re actually readable. The huge part is that we’re rearranging reblog comments so that they’re actually readable.

This has been a long time coming, and you might be startled at how suddenly easy it is to understand what’s going on. That’s alright. Relax your eyes, let them adjust, and enjoy the readability of it all.

Should be out to everyone by tomorrow afternoon. Love ya, Tumblr.

8 years ago
Watch: Bob Ross Once Painted Only In Gray For A Colorblind Fan … And It Was Incredible.
Watch: Bob Ross Once Painted Only In Gray For A Colorblind Fan … And It Was Incredible.
Watch: Bob Ross Once Painted Only In Gray For A Colorblind Fan … And It Was Incredible.
Watch: Bob Ross Once Painted Only In Gray For A Colorblind Fan … And It Was Incredible.
Watch: Bob Ross Once Painted Only In Gray For A Colorblind Fan … And It Was Incredible.
Watch: Bob Ross Once Painted Only In Gray For A Colorblind Fan … And It Was Incredible.

Watch: Bob Ross once painted only in gray for a colorblind fan … and it was incredible.

8 years ago

but seriously when did we all start saying “yo”

8 years ago

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

8 years ago

The Magnus Effect - When a small amount of spin is added to a dropped object, the object moves forward

8 years ago
I Think We’re All Forgetting The Most Intense Episode Of TV Ever.
I Think We’re All Forgetting The Most Intense Episode Of TV Ever.
I Think We’re All Forgetting The Most Intense Episode Of TV Ever.
I Think We’re All Forgetting The Most Intense Episode Of TV Ever.

I think we’re all forgetting the most intense episode of TV ever.

8 years ago

No matter how many time Kate Hudson walks around in a battlefield, I’m not going to download Game Of War

8 years ago
Lets Be Honest…this Has Happened Before👏😏

Lets be honest…this has happened before👏😏

8 years ago
“All Girls Dress The Same” Facebook | Pinterest | Twitter

“All girls dress the same” Facebook | Pinterest | Twitter

8 years ago
8 years ago

An actual exchange I just heard outside my window

child 1: I really like screaming

child 2: yeah me too

child 1: let’s screamAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

child 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

both children: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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