GUYS I JUST WOKE UP FROM A DREAM TO TELL YOU VERY INPORTANT DISCOVERY: SO THE HUMAN BODY HAS A HOLLOW

SHREDDIN’

An actual exchange I just heard outside my window

child 1: I really like screaming

child 2: yeah me too

child 1: let’s screamAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

child 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

both children: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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💋 The signs flirting 💋

Uses their lamest possible pickup line and still manages to pull it off like a pro:

Aries, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Attempts something cute, stumbles over their own words and tries to fade out into the background:

Cancer, Pisces, Virgo

Studies pickup lines like a fricking exam for three weeks and fucks it up at the final hurdle. Spends the next month simmering with rage:

Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn

Escaped the womb knowing this shit by heart. The messiah is here:

LIBRA

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Nerd: Mario sucks!

Me:

Nerd: HOLY SHIT!

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I’m watching Big Hero 6 for the first time and I think I’ve fallen in love with Tadashi.