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So I’m a tall person and when the general population thinks that a guy needs to be taller than a girl for them to be a cute couple, I think that’s bullshit because people cannot control their height and to short boys and tall girls, it really hurts their feelings.

GUYS I JUST WOKE UP FROM A DREAM TO TELL YOU VERY INPORTANT DISCOVERY: SO THE HUMAN BODY HAS A HOLLOW TUBE FROM MOUTH TO BUTTHOLE SO THAT MEANS WE ARE ALL JUST WEIRDLY SHAPED DONUTS!!

How to Ask a Theatre Person Out

Don’t

We don’t have time for you

We have rehearsal

Our director is yelling at us

We have to learn choreography

Wait

Did you say Denny’s after opening night?

Okay maybe

But only for the Denny’s

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

There are signs everywhere if you just look.

Remember when ooh kill'em was a thing

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