I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR

I’m watching Big Hero 6 for the first time and I think I’ve fallen in love with Tadashi.

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

I can relate to this

in 8th grade we were supposed to find 100 facts about Edgar Allan Poe and i was one of the only people who finished the full assignment so now i just have a bunch of Edgar Allan Poe facts stuck in my brain

An actual exchange I just heard outside my window

child 1: I really like screaming

child 2: yeah me too

child 1: let’s screamAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

child 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

both children: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My school just got evacuated for a bomb threat

There are signs everywhere if you just look.

Love means nothing to a tennis player

So I’m a tall person and when the general population thinks that a guy needs to be taller than a girl for them to be a cute couple, I think that’s bullshit because people cannot control their height and to short boys and tall girls, it really hurts their feelings.