Rachael Ray Doesn’t Consider Cooking Time Into Her “30 Minute Meals” And That’s Absolute F***ing

💋 The signs flirting 💋

Uses their lamest possible pickup line and still manages to pull it off like a pro:

Aries, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Attempts something cute, stumbles over their own words and tries to fade out into the background:

Cancer, Pisces, Virgo

Studies pickup lines like a fricking exam for three weeks and fucks it up at the final hurdle. Spends the next month simmering with rage:

Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn

Escaped the womb knowing this shit by heart. The messiah is here:

LIBRA

I LOVE THIS but I’m so tired I can’t laugh as loudly as I would.

The Ice Cube Family Christmas Card

Here’s that thing that everyone on the Twitters & chatrooms & face boards have been asking for.

I’m watching Big Hero 6 for the first time and I think I’ve fallen in love with Tadashi.

SHREDDIN’