Raise Your Hand If You Love Your Friends' OCs And Can't Hear Enough About Them

The manual would be the first thing Zimmie would look at after buying something, even over playing with the new thing. She is such a precious little nerd

Is your character the type that would read the owner’s manual to new items they receive/purchase?

No, but I'll bet you $20 and a pretzel that she's tried it and been bitten.

Has your character ever fed a squirrel?

“Yeah, I got one hitpoint.”

Bonus cuteness:

Couple aesthetic:the short one tries to kiss the tall one,but they can’t reach up; so they gently stand on their toes,take the tall one’s neck And DRAG THE MOTHERFUCKER DOWN. IF I CAN’T GO UP,YOU’RE GOING DOWN WITH ME

Wait for it…

Critical Role episode 53 (feat. Vox Machina losing their shit): “I… have to confess something to you. Um. When you gave me that letter, you told me not to read it until you died.” “Yes.” “I read it immediately after you left.” “Oh.”

Bonus:

Bonus-Bonus:

Nissa's dad lies (and has lied since day one) about having always intended to keep her. Ailuin arrived at the orphanage with the intent of proving she wasn't his, and then the backup plan of adopting her out.

Once he met little Nissa, though, the guild leader stopped listening to counsel, and was almost immediately attached.

What kind of white lies did your character’s parents/guardians tell your character when your character was a child? >What white lies did they tell your character when your character was older (teen/young adult/adult)? >What was the intent of these lies? (Because they didn’t think your character would understand? They were trying to protect their children from harsh truths? They thought it didn’t matter? They though it would be funny? etc)

At the end of FFXV...

*Points to Ardyn*: Fuck you

*Points to Gladio*: Fuck me

*Points to Prompto*: Fuck me

*Points to Ignis*: Fuck me

*Points to Noctis*: Fuck me

Can you make a master post for all of your travel times posts?

coming right up!

travel times in thedas masterpost

there are quite a few, so i suggest crtl + f / cmd + f to search the page for your destination!

by game

originsawakeninginquisition

by character

duncan’s route to all the originshawke’s escape from lotheringdanarius’ route to kirkwall – includes two possible routeslavellan’s route to the conclave – includes three possible routesthe inquisition’s route to skyholdbanished wardens’ route to weisshaupt

by route

adamant fortress to weisshauptamaranthine to denerimamaranthine to the dragonbone wastesantiva city to denerimcumberland to vyrantiumdalish camp (origins) to ostagardalish camp (origins) to mont-de-glacedenerim to dalish camp (origins)denerim to havendenerim to lotheringdenerim to soldier’s peakgherlen’s pass to kinloch holdhaven to skyhold – after ‘in your heart shall burn’highever to denerim – includes three possible routeshighever to havenjader to havenkinloch hold to amaranthinekinloch hold to higheverkirkwall to amaranthinekirkwall to higheverkirkwall to jaderkirkwall to ostwick – includes two possible routeslavellan clan camp to haven – includes three possible routeslothering to dalish camp (origins)lothering to kinloch holdlothering to ostagarlothering to redcliffeminrathous to estwatch  – new!!minrathous to kirkwall – includes two possible routesminrathous to vyrantiumnordbotten to weisshauptredcliffe to gherlen’s passredcliffe to havenredcliffe to honnleathseheron city to qunandar (par vollen)skyhold to adamant fortressskyhold to crestwood villageskyhold to cumberlandskyhold to dalish camp (inquisition)skyhold to din’an hanin (emerald graves)skyhold to estwatch – includes two possible routes  – new!!skyhold to fort connor (hinterlands)skyhold to halamshiralskyhold to hargrave keep (fallow mire)skyhold to havenskyhold to jaderskyhold to minrathous – includes three possible routesskyhold to ostwickskyhold to redcliffe villageskyhold to rock top ridge (hissing wastes)skyhold to sahrnia (emprise du lion)skyhold to solasan (forbidden oasis)skyhold to south reachskyhold to suledin keep (emprise du lion)skyhold to the storm coastskyhold to therinfal redoubtskyhold to val royeuxskyhold to wycome  – new!!vigil’s keep to amaranthinevigil’s keep to the black marshvigil’s keep to the knotwood hillsvigil’s keep to the wending woodweisshaupt to val royeauxwycome to denerimwycome to estwatch – new!!wycome to haven – includes three possible routeswycome to jaderwycome to kirkwall

DIY

transport speeds – includes dragons & ravensscale map of thedas – includes my reasoning & maths

route not here?

latest version of this post – most up-to-date, check here for more routes!da travel tag – all routes & da travel discussionsrequest a route – i’m literally always up to do map shenanigans =]

UPDATED 28.5.16

When your friend is teaching you how to use the in-game emotes.