“Yeah, I Got One Hitpoint.”

new tv show: so, which couple do you ship?

me: whichever one is doomed

tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile

any derivative of “adventure”, “quest”, “mission”, and/or “job”.

A normal D&D session, but you can't use...

I just... I love this so much.

I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me

Wait for it…

ｃｕｒｉｏｓｉｔｙ  ｋｉｌｌｅｄ  ｔｈｅ  ｃａｔ，  

ｂｕｔ  ｓａｔｉｓｆａｃｔｉｏｎ  ｂｒｏｕｇｈｔ  ｈｅｒ  ｂａｃｋ

thank you to @lavellanpls for the template; this is brilliant!

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

when you fail a persuasion attempt in an rpg:

oh my god...

Whorhiel

Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!