I’d Like To Introduce Everyone To My New Theme Song

And we were almost eaten by a Winnebago!

Our mage [It was a wendigo.] (via outofcontextdnd)

Warlock: I threw a bra into the summon spell and now there's gonna be a Giant Bra Demon!

DM: Don't worry, it won't be that bad: that's a support class.

A pint sized, hyperactive assassin with a penchant for poison, adoption, and sharp objects.

describe your dnd characters in the worst way possible

Going to Mass Effect after months of Dragon Age

Enter your name here to find out your Pokemon Type specialization  and then go here and set it to generate three of that type to find your team!

“ rOO specializes in Poison type Pokemon.”

"scattered audio snippets providing players clues as to what happened at this facility" video game trope but it's repurposed Magic Mouth spells throughout an abandoned wizard tower that your DnD (or similar TTRPG) party is visiting (and expecting to be occupied). The original messages are partially overwritten by frantic, whispered updates on whatever Went Wrong Here

e.g. "Guardians of the tower, arise! Defend your master and his sanct--oh god it got through. It? Them? It's large, but I think there might be one or more handlers. It seems to have defenses against fire in particular. I think…oh shit. Shit!--who cross [so-and-so] will be utterly destroyed!"

near this particular Magic Mouth are several pulverized constructs. ahead is an ornate door, formerly Arcane Locked, now smashed through...

I remember. Of five people, three must pay a price… You are not one of them, Jing Yuan. High-Cloud Quintet + Animated Light Cones

Critical Role episode 53 (feat. Vox Machina losing their shit): “I… have to confess something to you. Um. When you gave me that letter, you told me not to read it until you died.” “Yes.” “I read it immediately after you left.” “Oh.”

Bonus:

Bonus-Bonus:

“I’m going to make a vow of enmity against the pyjamas.”

Me, getting ready for all of the themed games I'm going to be running this month.

House on Haunted Hill | 1959 | dir. William Castle