No, But I'll Bet You $20 And A Pretzel That She's Tried It And Been Bitten.

(During In Your Heart Shall Burn)

Cullen: If we are to have a chance, let that thing hear you.

The Inquisitor, standing on the roof of the chantry: HEY FUCKFACE

might flop but….. rb with ur sign & what kind of drunk you are

With a dwarven brawler. She kicked him in the balls and did -1 damage... So I'm pretty sure she accidently gave him a boner.

Has your character ever been in a fistfight?

Okay, I’m going to rule that the dinosaur is fine with the dress, but will not wear the eye patch.

(via outofcontextdnd)

I just... I love this so much.

I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me

"scattered audio snippets providing players clues as to what happened at this facility" video game trope but it's repurposed Magic Mouth spells throughout an abandoned wizard tower that your DnD (or similar TTRPG) party is visiting (and expecting to be occupied). The original messages are partially overwritten by frantic, whispered updates on whatever Went Wrong Here

e.g. "Guardians of the tower, arise! Defend your master and his sanct--oh god it got through. It? Them? It's large, but I think there might be one or more handlers. It seems to have defenses against fire in particular. I think…oh shit. Shit!--who cross [so-and-so] will be utterly destroyed!"

near this particular Magic Mouth are several pulverized constructs. ahead is an ornate door, formerly Arcane Locked, now smashed through...

Almost out of tigers. :( I hope one waves goodbye before they go.

31/12/2022

the face of a man with a carefully thought-out plan, and the face of a woman about to obliterate the everloving fuck out of that plan.

Questions About Creating Your OCs

‘Cause sometimes the stories of how OCs come to be are just as interesting as the OCs, themselves. Tell me how your virtual kids came into the world.

What was the first element of your OC that you remember considering (name, appearance, backstory, etc.)? 

Did you design them with any other characters/OCs from their universe in mind? 

How did you choose their name? 

In developing their backstory, what elements of the world they live in played the most influential parts? 

Is there any significance behind their hair color? 

Is there any significance behind their eye color? 

Is there any significance behind their height? 

What (if anything) do you relate to within their character/story? 

Are they based off of you, in some way? 

If they have an LI, how much of their character is tailored to be compatible to that person? 

Did you know what the OC’s sexuality would be at the time of their creation? 

What have you found to be most difficult about creating art for your OC (any form of art: writing, drawing, edits, etc.)? 

How far past the canon events that take place in their world have you extended their story, if at all? 

If you had to narrow it down to 2 things that you MUST keep in mind while working with your OC, what would those things be? 

What is something about your OC can make you laugh? 

What is something about your OC can make you cry? 

Is there some element you regret adding to your OC or their story? 

What is the most recent thing you’ve discovered about your OC? 

What is your favorite fact about your OC?

Warlock: I threw a bra into the summon spell and now there's gonna be a Giant Bra Demon!

DM: Don't worry, it won't be that bad: that's a support class.