At The End Of FFXV...

I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher.

Summary of every battle in FFXV

Noctis, frantically warping around to recover HP and mana while tickling the enemy: "IGNIS, INSTRUCTIONS?!"

Gladiolus, in a key position to do a lot of damage with a skill: *misses*

Prompto: *dead on the floor, leaving you wondering whether or not to use a Phoenix Down*

Ignis, single handedly keeping the whole group alive by buffing and healing them: EVERYONE REGROUP EVERYONE FORM UP WE MUST REGROUP

I disguise self as a goblin, mainline the magic cocaine and then join them in their festivities

Gnome Warlock infiltrating a goblin camp (via outofcontextdnd)

@yourdndstories and his (not)disappointing art stream. You should totes check him out if you haven’t already! 

the face of a man with a carefully thought-out plan, and the face of a woman about to obliterate the everloving fuck out of that plan.

but mom, i don’t wanna be an adult anymore. i wanna be the goblin king. the glitter?? the drama?? that collar?? those eyebrows?? making it impossible for guests to get to my house by putting it in the middle of an actual labyrinth?? i’m perfect for the job

dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

Final Fantasy XV first timers be like

Majora’s Mask first timers

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I am a precious, shameless cinnamon roll and you cannot shame-shame me!

people who struggle with secondhand embarrassment obviously don’t have enough firsthand embarrassment in their lives. be more ashamed, like the rest of us. there’s enough shame to go around. start pullin yer weight