Latest Posts by boxhoy - Page 2
💞being normal isn’t an option for me with this two💞
Remco Evenepoel and Mathieu van der Poel
Olympics RR, Paris, 3 Aug. 2024 / Worlds Championships, Zürich, 29 Sept. 2024
nice mohawk tadej. mathieu is looking for inspiration
🍊🍋🟩
“did you see me. did you see me behind you in front of you always there on your wheel. i was there. always there. congrats on bronze it belonged to me. why did you hug tadej like that are you replacing me. can you fucking hold my hand. can you touch me with the camera in front of you. can you do that please. can you please. stop staring at tadej.”
introducing my personal i-made-it-its-mine ship. remawou. congratulations anyone and everyone is now welcome and obliged to adore it as much as i do
i had a stroke of creativity and
in dedication to the golds i found on pinterest
good morning freak nation (cycling rpf). i bear some troubling news
the cycling rpf tag on ao3 has been DEAD and this is unacceptable guys. like i cannot be the only person churning out new fics every 2-3 business days. wake the fuck up freak nation we’re Better than this
if anyone (18+ mandated) wishes to Join the fucking insanity known as purrgatory known as a void to scream into, reach out to me. it is Cycling RPF based but we tap about a lot of other things too.
you WILL be stuck there once you join bc i need some more friends, i’m an amazing person, we talk about gay european men on bikes, and we have really fun colors. we also have gayboy emoji for mvdp bigfans. and a few others. We are Cool. Trust
reach out to me in my dms or in comments, and we’ll get it sorted out😮💨
nobody will ever understand them like i do
WAIT BESTIE IS THAT YOU (ps: I'm StuckyTsukichan on Ao3)
IT IS ME HOW ARE TOU DOING???
ggwp milo🫶🫶 you deserved that sparkly cape for sure. always feel free to reach out to me and talk cycling anytime :)
cycling fic rec list
basically everyone can ignore this, but as someone who got hyperfixated on professional cycling (even if I cannot ride a bike) and is now competing in cycling fanfic events, and I have just done an event for one of the 3 biggest races.
@wtfanworkclassification organised this amazing event, so massive thank you to them, so I thought i'd recommend some of the awesome fics (some stages are missing, which are the ones where I wanted to rec myself haha :)
stage 2 - magic au
“Nature” decided
Wout and Mathieu are stuck together. literally.
General
Mathieu/Wout, background tadej/jonas
I decided magic doesn’t work on jonas
1/1 - 503
stage 4 - mutual pining
E stands for… evenepoel
wout/remco
“I was just talking to Julian.”
“Remco.” Wout is not sure if he should laugh or be concerned.
“Hm?”
“Your screen. It’s turned off.”
Wout and Remco go to a rave. E stands for ecstasy Evenepoel
Mature
wout/remco
Fluff
1/1 - 1317
stage 6 - accidental baby acquisition
A nature break with a purpose
Edo & Wout
“Edo, what is this?”
A pudgy hand reached out and Wout smiled, cheeks and the corners of his eyes crinkling in brief adoration. “Hello, little one,” he cooed, reaching out his own hand and letting the infant grab onto his pointer finger with her whole hand
[or, Edo and Wout (and the adjacent rest of VLAB) become fathers. For VAEFC2024]
General
Edo & Wout
Accidental Baby Acquisition
1/1 - 1165
stage 8 - guilt
You are lucky you’re my boufriend
sepp/adam
I thought I was getting better
But Visma doesn’t want me at half health and I get that
But are you getting better
I don’t know
[or, the lieutenant boyfriends text throughout the length of the 2024 Tour de France. For VAEFC2024]
General
sepp/adam
Texting
1/1 - 900
stage 9 - 5 things
It only counts in Paris
tadej/jonas
Him, below on the cooldown bike, legs gelatin and Jonas, above on his muscular thighs, powerful calves, still smiling so modestly. He looked like an angel. Tadej wanted to devour him like the devil, leaving only the yellow behind for the taking.
[or, five times Tadej finished in the winner’s room and the one time he brought his victory to his own room. FOR VAEFC2024]
Mature
tadej/jonas
Tour de France
1/1 - 2053
stage 10 - accidental marriage
What happens in Monaco never stays in Monaco
wout/jonas, remco/mathieu
Remco smiled out of confusion, throwing up his hands. “Who? Was it, I don’t know, Wout Van Aert? Another cyclocrosser? Even fucking-”
His jaw set at Mathieu’s guilty expression. “You are married to Wout van Aert. The Wout van Aert.”
[or, Wout and Mathieu have to come clean to their boyfriends. For VAEFC2024.]
Teen
wout/jonas, remco/mathieu
I can’t be mean to them
1/1 - 1469
stage 11 - patience
The wait/weight of a dying man
Sepp & primoz
“Go race Ben. Have some patience.”
“I-” Primoz went to retort, but nothing came out. He has had too much patience for one man to bear.
[or, Primoz can’t wait on himself much longer. For VAEFC2024.]
Teen
Sepp & primoz
Waiting
1/1 - 1320
stage 12 - take your fandom to work au
I hope this email finds you well
tadej/jonas
Get a glimpse into the daily life of TDF’s Slovenia based, busy as a bee Administrative HR team!
“Hello, subhuman resources, Jasper speaking”
Tadej wants to say hi but only manages to cough, right after his mic connects,
“Hey, uh. Sorry.”
“Lovesick much today?”
Not rated
tadej/jonas
Alternate universe - office
1/1 - 1543
stage 16 - huddling for warmth
Cervelo versus colnago
sepp/adam
He realised it was just Sepp, standing ominously in the doorway. “What do you want now?” He asked, swiping to another reel.
“It’s cold.”
“Thanks for the revelation,” Adam grunted.
[or, Jonas and Tadej set up their lieutenants, but things don’t go to plan when a snowstorm comes through. For VAEFC2024.]
Teen
sepp/adam
1/1 - 1798
stage 18 - escape
“I’ll leave a light on”
wout/mathieu
!!! detailed mentions of Wout’s crash in DDV + a lot of angst in general !!!
When Wout falls in DDV, Mathieu begins to understand how important Wout really is to him. In the Vuelta, he is there when Wout needs him the most.
“I will keep you safe, you hear me, I will go to fucking Lourdes if I have to. But you will be fucking safe.” he whispers more to any fate-related entity than to Wout.
Really a fic to try and comfort myself, but also for everyone out there who needs it.
Not rated
wout/mathieu
1/1 - 2550
owo u might know me as Atticsalt on Ao3, ive come to bother you on another platform
Soon ill just start appearing in your nightmares
Write more stuff, im holding Jesus hostage
(im sick so i have a weak threat game but it will be back)
i need you to leave me aloneeee (i’ve uploaded like. 6 other works to ao3 since lonely soul)
sometimes i lie awake and think about how jasper commented “would smash” on tadej’s thirst trap. and then while i’m lying awake i think about how tadej replied “smash u back”. and then while i’m lying awake i think about how tadej commented “fuck you are beautiful” on jasper’s thirst trap. and then while i’m lying awake i think about how jasper replied “know you miss me”. and then while i’m lying awake i think about how tadej commented “where are you kitty” in slovenian on jasper’s post. and then while i’m lying awake—
hi tadejonas nation. i wrote the mer!tadej/jonas au on ao3
now i am doomed to return to tumblr bc i need cycling friends bc hell if i know anything abt this sport outside of track and tdf
do we want vamp!jonas next but in a cycling universe😵💫
Watching sports be like:
hi there!
i’m currently writing a silly little au where tadej is a cycling photographer while jonas is riding the tour.
wrong numbers, miscommunication and some chaos
you can read it here https://archiveofourown.org/works/58021114/chapters/147713539
Reality can be whatever I wan—
what actually happened in the secret life discord
bdubs, grian, etho, and cleo (secret life, 2023, black and white)
never a dull night in the discord
why are we teaching box that yes new zealand has fresh water, yes new zealand has universities, no glaciers are NOT icebergs, dams exist box, switzerland has fresh water "despite" being landlocked, yes a lot of mountains are dormant volcanoes
grian, trying to upload a new series:
scar and joel:
boatem crew in the void, 2021 (colorized)
in the nicest way possible u make my life so much more. interesting. keep up the good work <3
fhdosikapakdj👬 affirmative, captain‼️ you’re a riot too<3
moon big is NOT etho’s problem.
if etho just wants to buy out people’s entire stock and carry ginormous shopping bags around the island, then good for him. if etho wants to build funny farms that serve relatively no purpose but to make iskall go “ooh what’s this”, then good for him. if etho wants to be a self-made sugar baby boss with hot red plastic sunglasses with the price tag still on them, then good for him.
i support him 100%
HOLYNFUCKINGSHIT
oh man i really like savannah duo! i hope iskall and etho do some really cool things together this seaso-
