Latest Posts by boxhoy - Page 3
etho’s too much of a master at the craft, he’s unstoppable by all means* of man, mob, or god
*by all means excluding that silly little creeper on a silly little server
now i understand how etho underestimated that creeper back on last life that took his green life
this man walked past creepers with zero care in his recent let’s play episode and simply prayed that they didn’t blow up before he’s ahead of them
etho dances with death and now i will look back on the last life creeper death and laugh out of spite
your actions have consequences, mr slab, not even your questioningly human self is above a measly creeper
now i understand how etho underestimated that creeper back on last life that took his green life
this man walked past creepers with zero care in his recent let’s play episode and simply prayed that they didn’t blow up before he’s ahead of them
etho dances with death and now i will look back on the last life creeper death and laugh out of spite
your actions have consequences, mr slab, not even your questioningly human self is above a measly creeper
ren sobbing over his destroyed chicken coup and doc secretly thrilled that it’s gone because it was a nuisance to him just goes to show how much of a married couple these two are
ren: my chicken coup! it’s broken! D:
doc: oh dear :(
doc on the inside: FUCKING FINALLY if we had eggs for breakfast ONE MORE TIME-
i love how all the hermits outside of boatem call the boatem hermits “boatem” singular
like, there’s no demonym for boatem. it’s just: a boatem from boatem
mumbo took soulmates a little bit too seriously with the grian juicer
another comfort/wholesome prompt: Etho dozed off in the middle of a project and Iskall trying to decide whether or not to wake him up? (alternatively: about to dump a bucket of water on his head)
They troll each other more often than taking care of one another but that’s ok cause it’s a way of showing affection to your roommate!
ETHUBS COMMUNITY WE GOT CRUMBS. WE GOT CRUMBS AND I WILL TAKE IT LIKE MY LAST MEAL ON DEATH ROW.
o7 thank you last life for a great 9 weeks
the ll!ethubs fans thinking we’re going to get that 3l!flower husbands reunion this tuesday
etho has pretty privileges
all he does is bat his eyes and the server slices their store prices in half for him
iskall finds it fucking hilarious up until the point their wallet is bone dry with a fly coming out of it, and etho isn’t even home for them to yell at him
(he’s out shopping again)
gonna write an essay on how minecraft smps is a perfect example of how humans are at fault for today’s politics/policies and utopia cannot even exist in the real world if it cannot in a video game
yeah, looking at you, hermitcraft and dream smp, i’m talking to you two
absolutely shitting tears at the fact ll/emp!lizzie has to WAIT for ll/emp!joel to come home after her death
imagine seeing the fear in joel’s eyes as lizzie fell and then lizzie wakes up to the harsh prismarine of her empire
imagine joel cradling lizzie’s body as he mourns the fleeting warmth of his wife, swearing revenge in her name
“death do we part” slfpfisja i can’t do this
iskall: this is my boyfriend, etho, and this is etho’s boyfriend, bdubs
etho’s return to hermitcraft cured everything wrong with me, saved my really bad aplang average, and gave me a cookie
him and iskall’s relationship, THEY APPARENTLY ARE ON SO MUCH YET DON’T SEE EACH OTHER?? chef’s kiss. the board of signs with messages to each other? i’m on my hands and knees. his shopping spree and pointing out iskall’s messes and then complimenting his terraforming? crying.
etho’s collecting platonic husbands like pokémon cards and y’know what? good for him
Hermitcraft!! <3
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it’s the fact that team BEST is an absolute train wreck but still perhaps the most inseparable team in last life is the best thing actually (haha get the pun)
like, none of them let the other go down to red if they can help it. bdubs.. okay, maybe he made some questionable choices, but tango forgives him! like, i can’t—compared to the other perspectives they’re all taking this pretty serious in terms of acting yet BEST is having the time of their lives in their little snow fort
skiz is quite literally the leader of BEST because the rest of his teammates are insane, growling half the time, or vaguely gesturing at traps/killing attempts
and i love it
JEVIN AND IMPULSE AND SCAR AND FALSE ARE ALL SICK TOO NOOOO
how and why did bdubs, iskall, x, and grian all get sick at the same time
are they like not social distancing while on the server?? they skins got no masks?? anti masker iskall arc?? what HAPPENED
the boogeyman and a red life walk into a bar wyd
how and why did bdubs, iskall, x, and grian all get sick at the same time
are they like not social distancing while on the server?? they skins got no masks?? anti masker iskall arc?? what HAPPENED
when you’re lurking on twitter and accidentally see the elusive illumina tweet one minute ago
headcanon that last life(maybe even hermit 8)!scar’s top hat has mercury in it
no i will not explain why because it should be self-explanatory/obvious
yes i will be trying to write a oneshot for this
etho’s in his gaslight gatekeep girlboss arc while bdubs is in his manipulate mansplain malewife arc
best things abt mscr that i’ve realized in the past month
1. we all want catboy mscr
that’s it
i am a poor, poor person, yet the one thing i still treasure is the alliance between etho and bdubs
etho really handcuffed bdubs to himself and is not letting go of his rabid moss rat
“i’m like the reason in this relationship” sir you’re the only reason why i have faith in men
bdubs kept etho alive while he was boogey and now etho is giving him sanctuary on red i am going to pass away
i for one love wide etho stairs. skinny stair lovers, find your way to the door
now how on earth do i use this shit