absolutely shitting tears at the fact ll/emp!lizzie has to WAIT for ll/emp!joel to come home after her death
imagine seeing the fear in joel’s eyes as lizzie fell and then lizzie wakes up to the harsh prismarine of her empire
imagine joel cradling lizzie’s body as he mourns the fleeting warmth of his wife, swearing revenge in her name
“death do we part” slfpfisja i can’t do this
in the nicest way possible u make my life so much more. interesting. keep up the good work <3
fhdosikapakdj👬 affirmative, captain‼️ you’re a riot too<3
bdubs, grian, etho, and cleo (secret life, 2023, black and white)
thank you uci for allowing mathieu van der poel to be gay again🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
damn,,, i wonder who they’re gossiping about
iskall: this is my boyfriend, etho, and this is etho’s boyfriend, bdubs
sometimes i lie awake and think about how jasper commented “would smash” on tadej’s thirst trap. and then while i’m lying awake i think about how tadej replied “smash u back”. and then while i’m lying awake i think about how tadej commented “fuck you are beautiful” on jasper’s thirst trap. and then while i’m lying awake i think about how jasper replied “know you miss me”. and then while i’m lying awake i think about how tadej commented “where are you kitty” in slovenian on jasper’s post. and then while i’m lying awake—
moon big is NOT etho’s problem.
if etho just wants to buy out people’s entire stock and carry ginormous shopping bags around the island, then good for him. if etho wants to build funny farms that serve relatively no purpose but to make iskall go “ooh what’s this”, then good for him. if etho wants to be a self-made sugar baby boss with hot red plastic sunglasses with the price tag still on them, then good for him.
i support him 100%
HOLYNFUCKINGSHIT
oh man i really like savannah duo! i hope iskall and etho do some really cool things together this seaso-
guys i’m making a superhero/x-men sort of/magic au with my good freak friend pickle frrr,, we are in such a rabbit hole nobody has ANY clue
remco has unwillingly committing so many crimes. the government is after him he has Zero clue