Hi Tadejonas Nation. I Wrote The Mer!tadej/jonas Au On Ao3

nobody will ever understand them like i do

now i understand how etho underestimated that creeper back on last life that took his green life

this man walked past creepers with zero care in his recent let’s play episode and simply prayed that they didn’t blow up before he’s ahead of them

etho dances with death and now i will look back on the last life creeper death and laugh out of spite

your actions have consequences, mr slab, not even your questioningly human self is above a measly creeper

he just did the remcheer i will NEVER be recovering i’m afraid. mathieu and his boytoys plural

Saitama Criterium 2022 💛 race

JONAS WTF

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Remco Evenepoel and Mathieu van der Poel

Olympics RR, Paris, 3 Aug. 2024 / Worlds Championships, Zürich, 29 Sept. 2024

sometimes i lie awake and think about how jasper commented “would smash” on tadej’s thirst trap. and then while i’m lying awake i think about how tadej replied “smash u back”. and then while i’m lying awake i think about how tadej commented “fuck you are beautiful” on jasper’s thirst trap. and then while i’m lying awake i think about how jasper replied “know you miss me”. and then while i’m lying awake i think about how tadej commented “where are you kitty” in slovenian on jasper’s post. and then while i’m lying awake—

Hermitcraft!! <3

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ren sobbing over his destroyed chicken coup and doc secretly thrilled that it’s gone because it was a nuisance to him just goes to show how much of a married couple these two are

ren: my chicken coup! it’s broken! D:

doc: oh dear :(

doc on the inside: FUCKING FINALLY if we had eggs for breakfast ONE MORE TIME-