What Actually Happened In The Secret Life Discord

grian, trying to upload a new series:

scar and joel:

thank you uci for allowing mathieu van der poel to be gay again🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

JEVIN AND IMPULSE AND SCAR AND FALSE ARE ALL SICK TOO NOOOO

how and why did bdubs, iskall, x, and grian all get sick at the same time

are they like not social distancing while on the server?? they skins got no masks?? anti masker iskall arc?? what HAPPENED

“don’t worry guys!! i’m just doing surveillance so there’s no bad things up ahead— no it’s okay you don’t need to follow me!! don’t follow me! matteo stop. leave me alone!! okay guys i’ll lied see you at the end lol!!!! see you at il lombardia!!!”

forced to look miserable riding in pouring rain when you should be at the beach...

nobody will ever understand them like i do

etho’s in his gaslight gatekeep girlboss arc while bdubs is in his manipulate mansplain malewife arc

i need to adopt and provide health insurance to my mutuals live-blogging with me please

freddy give him a kiss for me please