i need to adopt and provide health insurance to my mutuals live-blogging with me please
Watching sports be like:
now i understand how etho underestimated that creeper back on last life that took his green life
this man walked past creepers with zero care in his recent let’s play episode and simply prayed that they didn’t blow up before he’s ahead of them
etho dances with death and now i will look back on the last life creeper death and laugh out of spite
your actions have consequences, mr slab, not even your questioningly human self is above a measly creeper
“did you see me. did you see me behind you in front of you always there on your wheel. i was there. always there. congrats on bronze it belonged to me. why did you hug tadej like that are you replacing me. can you fucking hold my hand. can you touch me with the camera in front of you. can you do that please. can you please. stop staring at tadej.”
hi tadejonas nation. i wrote the mer!tadej/jonas au on ao3
now i am doomed to return to tumblr bc i need cycling friends bc hell if i know anything abt this sport outside of track and tdf
do we want vamp!jonas next but in a cycling universe😵💫