“did you see me. did you see me behind you in front of you always there on your wheel. i was there. always there. congrats on bronze it belonged to me. why did you hug tadej like that are you replacing me. can you fucking hold my hand. can you touch me with the camera in front of you. can you do that please. can you please. stop staring at tadej.”
hi tadejonas nation. i wrote the mer!tadej/jonas au on ao3
now i am doomed to return to tumblr bc i need cycling friends bc hell if i know anything abt this sport outside of track and tdf
do we want vamp!jonas next but in a cycling universe😵💫
it’s the fact that team BEST is an absolute train wreck but still perhaps the most inseparable team in last life is the best thing actually (haha get the pun)
like, none of them let the other go down to red if they can help it. bdubs.. okay, maybe he made some questionable choices, but tango forgives him! like, i can’t—compared to the other perspectives they’re all taking this pretty serious in terms of acting yet BEST is having the time of their lives in their little snow fort
skiz is quite literally the leader of BEST because the rest of his teammates are insane, growling half the time, or vaguely gesturing at traps/killing attempts
and i love it
now how on earth do i use this shit
guys i’m making a superhero/x-men sort of/magic au with my good freak friend pickle frrr,, we are in such a rabbit hole nobody has ANY clue
remco has unwillingly committing so many crimes. the government is after him he has Zero clue
etho’s too much of a master at the craft, he’s unstoppable by all means* of man, mob, or god
*by all means excluding that silly little creeper on a silly little server
now i understand how etho underestimated that creeper back on last life that took his green life
this man walked past creepers with zero care in his recent let’s play episode and simply prayed that they didn’t blow up before he’s ahead of them
etho dances with death and now i will look back on the last life creeper death and laugh out of spite
your actions have consequences, mr slab, not even your questioningly human self is above a measly creeper
boatem crew in the void, 2021 (colorized)
ren sobbing over his destroyed chicken coup and doc secretly thrilled that it’s gone because it was a nuisance to him just goes to show how much of a married couple these two are
ren: my chicken coup! it’s broken! D:
doc: oh dear :(
doc on the inside: FUCKING FINALLY if we had eggs for breakfast ONE MORE TIME-
he just did the remcheer i will NEVER be recovering i’m afraid. mathieu and his boytoys plural