On My Resume I Claim I Am "honest And Friendly" Which Is True But I Am Also A Bitch And I Love Lying

Southern Cassowary (Casuarius casuarius), EAT A TASTY FRUIT!!!, family Casuariidae, order Casuariiformes, northern QLD, Australia

Cassowary Plum (Cerbera floribunda), family Apocynaceae.

Cassowaries are the only seed disperser for this toxic fruit.

Photograph by Kelvin Davies & Ethan Mann Save the Daintree Rainforest

competitive sports are not my thing at all but holy fuck i love bot fights- killing machines with googly eyes beat the shit out of each other while the nerds controlling them look absolutely giddy? 10/10 fucking incredible entertainment

Kyaaaa cronenburg miku so kyuuuute

need someone to kiss me like our love is a certainty but fight me like we are deeply repressed homoerotic rivals

id suck dick for a clingstone peach rn

i actually think using leeches in medical settings is fun and silly i would much rather they took my blood with leeches than needles. needle? oh no thats a needle. leech? huh, little guy. i am easily distracted from fear if there is a creature.

white boy SHOCKS waiter by taking a full minute to stutter out an order and then crying until he throws up

6 hours; 2 of those were spent on this hair

more: parker / eliot

hey, [puts my hand on your shoulder, nods solemnly] get a lip piercing.

The day I learn to :3 irl is the day the whole world bends to my will

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