White Boy SHOCKS Waiter By Taking A Full Minute To Stutter Out An Order And Then Crying Until He Throws

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it’s my birthday, im high, im dressed like a pirate, i just got back from a punk gig, im carrying a big pot of peeled potatoes, and my uber just rearended a car

fun fact vampire bats are technically venomous bc their saliva contains an anti-coagulant known as draculin that prevents blood from clotting. leeches and mosquitos also have similar functioning venoms :)

bus schedules like to confuse and befuddle in cruel and unusual ways

Hi yes so ever since Miku dropped on Fortnite my obsession was reignited. This drawing it inspired by a email I got from GoodSmileCompany about a new Miku Noodle Stopper figure. I thought Miku sleeping in Ramen would be so cute so I hope you guys like!

If I didn't like being on the internet so much, I think I would have liked to be a sailor

well here i am….reading yaoi in the hospital waiting room again…

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

some bastard is on my fav anxiety attack staircase

"you need this app to get more data"

" you have to update to a newer ios for this app"

"you can't download any ios other than the newest one that will fuck up your oldish phone"

"you don't have the storage for this update, buy more icloud storage to make it work"

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i hope one day your monopoly falls and you are crushed under its weight. you have already met your doom, it is in your mirror laughing like a wealthy man who doesn't know the meaning of hubris.