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2 months ago

Why don't you start an only fans and sell pictures of you eating horses? People are into that

bc i dont eat horses????


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2 weeks ago

my question to stories with magic humans (or like elves or whatever who cares) but no magical creatures other than them (especially if the humans do not learn the magic, it is just the way they are) is WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT EVOLVE!!! ok like i KNOW it's literally magic but to me that either implies that humans spontaneously developed magic out of no where upon becoming human, which, why??? OR there are other primates with at least a little magic. im not sure which one i find more jarring but i do know which one i want to be the case. GIVE ME MAGIC APES!!!!!!!


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1 month ago

it is normal and healthy to cry over the first live colossal squid footage


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1 month ago

tried to pop my ankle and it make the sound of a stone-fruit being torn in twain. peculiar times


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8 months ago

playing a fun game of caffeine vs melatonin or as i like to call it "states of consciousness speedrun"

6 months ago

save a spaceship, ride an astrophysisist

6 months ago

cant moan in pain anymore, because of woke. now a guy has to writhe silently

why did we make moaning sexual....can a guy not writhe in pain in peace....


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1 month ago

whenever i mention licking batteries i am met with either "wtf dont lick batteries" or "yeah same who hasnt" so i would like to know what the people of tumblr think

ALSO PLEASE DO NOT PUT BATTERIES IN YOUR MOUTH!!!! licking one end of a battery is pretty safe but putting both ends in is a BAD idea for multiple reasons. i am also just some fucking guy so honestly dont even trust me saying that licking them is safe.


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2 months ago

listening to a art youtube video out loud and sad country music on my headphones and upbeat pop music on the radio all at once and also writing this tumblr post

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