Gonna Be Real This Jigsaw Guy Should Invest In Better Quality Cameras

i dont have "resting bitch face" my resting facial expression is somewhere between the prom scene in carrie (1979) and that of a hare about to be hit by a truck.

my personal enemy and my dentist (seperate people)

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

watching the matrix but while in cat ears so people know im watching it in the transgender way and not the alt right way

im on so much caffine rn bc i handed my resume to a bunch of cafes and my default formula is to get something from the cafev when i do that so it seems more genuine or sonemthing idk. but i could only think of black coffeee each time. anywsy i can hear my blood. this is like ho w. edgar allen poe died

alt-right people love talking about being red-pilled as if the matrix wasn't every 4rd grader's bisexual awakening. like okay sure, if you're sooooo red-pilled why dont you want to make out with neo & trinity at the same time, like a real awakened red-pilled truth knower?

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

An embroidery of the web version of the Merriam-Webster definition of embroidery.

"hey how are you?" i had a dream last night that i was still in school and had a breakdown so bad that i committed a crime and blacked out but was let off on the insanity defence. also in that universe there were cheesecake flavoured mars bars.

Here ya go sport, go wild

i probably have dyslexia but that's none of my business