Im On So Much Caffine Rn Bc I Handed My Resume To A Bunch Of Cafes And My Default Formula Is To Get Something

Socrates: you're saying it's ok to be a bottom?

Calliclese: no comment.

if the phantoms in my peripheral vision want to stay they have to help me cover rent

peɪn səʊ bæd ɪts gɒt mɪ: raɪtɪŋ fʌnetɪklɪ:. aʊ aʊ ʊəg ʊf aʊtʃ. jaʊtʃ!

my body is full of fun quirks like sometimes when i inhale fully i feel a stabbing pain and my rib often pops out of place when i angle myself in specific way and i can crack my nose like my knuckles and i can rotate my arms 180 degrees and i get intense ankle pain semi regularly out of nowhere. it is all part of my charm and i do not need to go to a doctor.

a tardigrade has fallen and scraped all eight of his little knees

some drawtectives art i made! i plan on doing all the main characters eventually but for now here's the boys :)

just remembered i had a dream last night where i was being chased by a murderer who looked really familiar and at some point he said “im going to get you” but in a really campy voice and then he almost stabbed me and as i barely missed the blade i screamed “ARE YOU TIM CURRY?” and he was and i spent the rest of the dream running away from him to avoid getting killed while screaming how i was a really big fan and i loved his work

just collected two bat skeletons ive been watching decay in a lane for a while now, they are mostly clean but there is some fur on one of them (a fair bit though it seems any flesh has decayed) and some wing membrane on both (not much), was wondering if anyone had advice on cleaning them or anything i should keep in mind? idk what they died of, probably electrocution based on the area they died and lack of wounds, also they are flying foxes i believe (im not very knowledgable with bat species though)

rip Nathan ford you would’ve probably loved what’s going on with United Healthcare rn

one day i will reach my true form of an old man who tells bizarre stories to people and around half of them will be lies