one day i will reach my true form of an old man who tells bizarre stories to people and around half of them will be lies
i always turn off whatever music im playing before i go to the bathroom because i am deeply paranoid that i will unintentionally pavlov myself into pissing myself whenever i hear that song. anyway, piss freaks are welcome to use this as a convoluted fic premise if they want.
they call me hatsune miku the way i fucking love leeks
it has come to my attention that there are NO MOONS starting with Q. this is the ONLY letter in the (english) alphabet that has NO moons. as a person who really likes the letter Q i request that scientists fix this. up until recently Z was also moonless but now the quasi-moon (i am counting quasi-moons) 2002 VE has officially been named Zoozve (due to a fun ghost-word-like series of events), which is wonderful and whimsical but now Q is alone. this is a tragedy to me. astronomers please, i beg of you, save Q.
Here ya go sport, go wild
gonna be real this jigsaw guy should invest in better quality cameras
honestly i might be feeling depressed but i cant focus on that if im busy testing the water quality of local rivers
thank you i shall treasure it.
no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.
my fucked up rib won't stop me from wearing corsets, the stabbing pain shan't make me less of a whore
usidore the blue ass mf
i have no fucking idea what this means but i looked it up and it seems like that's a wizard so hell yeah i'll take it