I Always Turn Off Whatever Music Im Playing Before I Go To The Bathroom Because I Am Deeply Paranoid
i always turn off whatever music im playing before i go to the bathroom because i am deeply paranoid that i will unintentionally pavlov myself into pissing myself whenever i hear that song. anyway, piss freaks are welcome to use this as a convoluted fic premise if they want.
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