Acupuncture Is Just Trepanation With Smaller Holes

Yippee!!!!

A short animation I made the other day to remind myself that animating is fun, actually

the wives based on an ad i got on pinterest- awooga

my body is full of fun quirks like sometimes when i inhale fully i feel a stabbing pain and my rib often pops out of place when i angle myself in specific way and i can crack my nose like my knuckles and i can rotate my arms 180 degrees and i get intense ankle pain semi regularly out of nowhere. it is all part of my charm and i do not need to go to a doctor.

the m in “medjool date” stands for mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

also fun fact apparently medjool dates are fresh fruit not dried which i did not know previous to googling them but probably should’ve based on the fact they’re always in the produce not dried fruits

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

'Til I can hear it crack

There's this urban legend that if you have to pass a den of badgers, you should fill your boots with onions, because when a badger bites you it will hold on until it can hear your bones crack.

im on so much caffine rn bc i handed my resume to a bunch of cafes and my default formula is to get something from the cafev when i do that so it seems more genuine or sonemthing idk. but i could only think of black coffeee each time. anywsy i can hear my blood. this is like ho w. edgar allen poe died

fun fact vampire bats are technically venomous bc their saliva contains an anti-coagulant known as draculin that prevents blood from clotting. leeches and mosquitos also have similar functioning venoms :)

Fighting Type (left) VS Dark Type (right)

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message