just remembered i had a dream last night where i was being chased by a murderer who looked really familiar and at some point he said “im going to get you” but in a really campy voice and then he almost stabbed me and as i barely missed the blade i screamed “ARE YOU TIM CURRY?” and he was and i spent the rest of the dream running away from him to avoid getting killed while screaming how i was a really big fan and i loved his work
Hey, don't cry, 236 species of woodpecker, ok?
no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.
things that are like "symptoms: depression" how tf am i supposed to know how i feel bro
Source: Associated Press
i got that dog🐺 😎in me ‼️and that dog🐺😎 gets very anxious🐺😰 with loud💥 sounds👂‼️ so please🙏 do not🙅 bring me ➡️to places 🏝with helicopters 🚁 or planes ✈️ nearby ⤵️‼️‼️‼️😎
'Til I can hear it crack
There's this urban legend that if you have to pass a den of badgers, you should fill your boots with onions, because when a badger bites you it will hold on until it can hear your bones crack.
just had the most transgender experience ever i think
the only true trans masc + trans fem solidarity is monster trucks
(for context i am above average monster truck fan age i think she just thought id appreciate it, they were right)
peɪn səʊ bæd ɪts gɒt mɪ: raɪtɪŋ fʌnetɪklɪ:. aʊ aʊ ʊəg ʊf aʊtʃ. jaʊtʃ!