Why Don't You Start An Only Fans And Sell Pictures Of You Eating Horses? People Are Into That

i made my sister a fursona and mildly redesigned mine :) she's the purple angel cat and im the tasmanian devil, together we are silly little creatures :3

it should be socially acceptable to roll around on the ground groaning in pain . it wouldnt help get rid of the pain but i would feel a little better about it

Fighting Type (left) VS Dark Type (right)

just collected two bat skeletons ive been watching decay in a lane for a while now, they are mostly clean but there is some fur on one of them (a fair bit though it seems any flesh has decayed) and some wing membrane on both (not much), was wondering if anyone had advice on cleaning them or anything i should keep in mind? idk what they died of, probably electrocution based on the area they died and lack of wounds, also they are flying foxes i believe (im not very knowledgable with bat species though)

if i were a supervillain i would make escape rooms and lock people in them. i wouldn’t kill them or anything, id supply them with food and water and such, id just wait and see how long it took them to get out. id also do experiments on people such as kidnapping someone and dumping them on an island with a language completely unfamiliar to them (seperate origin too) and seeing if the critical period of child language acquisition is real. i would never do these things as i do in fact have morals and a general desire for others to be happy HOWEVER if i got hit with evil-serum i would be a mostly harmless but very irritating villain. i just need someone to do my little rat races but hamsters cant understand morse code so alas unless i lose all my morals i am stuck. im like the riddler with a slightly different brand of autism.

rewatched the matrix again. i think i need to go on testosterone.

id suck dick for a clingstone peach rn

"hey how are you?" i had a dream last night that i was still in school and had a breakdown so bad that i committed a crime and blacked out but was let off on the insanity defence. also in that universe there were cheesecake flavoured mars bars.

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

terrible news for the bitches who hate me, i got my blood test back and i officially don't have lead poisoning.

bitches hate me bc i enjoy a nice glass of cold milk. also unrelated but i might have lead poisoning.