Blood Test Results Are Back. 0’s Across The Board, Dry As A Bone Under The Hood, They’re Not Sure

Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.

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2 months ago

(in the style of top gear intros)

In today's episode of: Shadow and bone

I turn into a lamp

Nikolai claims he's a privateer

And Kaz messes up his love life


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2 months ago

Dad Kaz tries

Wylan: If you wrap the body in chicken wire before dumping it in the canal it will cause it to be shredded when it swells

The crows: 😨😰

Kaz: 🤔

The crows: 🤯🤯

Kaz: 🙂

2 months ago

Based on absolutely nothing at all, these are the d&d classes I think the Crows would play.

Kaz is the DM, but I feel like he'd also play Rogue

Matthias: oathbreaker paladin- I think it fits his character

Inej: Rogue. She is very, very good at rolling NAT 20s on sneak attacks

Jesper: bard, but he spends most of the campaign rolling charisma checks to flirt with Wylan's character. Either that or a ranger, for obvious gun related reasons

Nina: A wizard who goes down the necromancy path, but she gave herself a high charisma so she can also have her character flirt with Matthias's

Wylan: with Wylan, I'm torn between Artificer, which would suit canon, or Wizard because I think he'd absolutely love casting fireball


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2 months ago

I do like to think that Wylan swears a lot more than he initially lets on

He's all like; oh fiddlesticks, oh dear, this isn't ideal

Like a proper British lad, but as soon as he's alone he swears so much it'll make a sailor blush.

And one night after Jesper moves in:

Jesper, sleeping

Wylan, in the other room: *stubs his toe*

Wylan, at the top of his lungs: OH YOU FU-CKING SON OF A BIT-H- F- YOU AND YOUR WHOLE F-ING FAMILY.


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2 months ago

Soc copium going strong

So hear me out; SOC video game, a similar style to like Until Dawn or Life is Strange, where the pov shifts and choices matter.

I feel like Wylan or Jesper would have the strangest choices, but Kaz or Inej's choices have the most consequence

Also, half of the interactions between Nina and Matthias, or Wylan and Jesper would just be quick time events with;

kiss? Not kiss?


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2 months ago

Oh yes I absolutely agree.

Similarly with whether or not Kaz goes after Pekka I think

And then there would be the intro scene to learn the basics of the game with joost.

I just think it would be neat

Soc copium going strong

So hear me out; SOC video game, a similar style to like Until Dawn or Life is Strange, where the pov shifts and choices matter.

I feel like Wylan or Jesper would have the strangest choices, but Kaz or Inej's choices have the most consequence

Also, half of the interactions between Nina and Matthias, or Wylan and Jesper would just be quick time events with;

kiss? Not kiss?


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3 months ago

Very short and very choppy brick film I made. I just love time consuming hobbies

Very Short And Very Choppy Brick Film I Made. I Just Love Time Consuming Hobbies

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3 months ago
Younger Me Pulling Blankets Over My Head When Parents Came In The Room So I Could Pretend To Be Asleep

Younger me pulling blankets over my head when parents came in the room so I could pretend to be asleep


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1 month ago

WOW! A NON SOC RELATED POST!!!!

anyway. This is my d&d character for a campaign I'm currently in. I tried to draw 'em in an Undertale Boss Monster style. Failed, gave up, decided it would be an amazing idea to continue the pixel art and do it monochrome. Joy.

WOW! A NON SOC RELATED POST!!!!

Anyway. Here's Arawn. He's very silly.


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