(in the style of top gear intros)
In today's episode of: Shadow and bone
I turn into a lamp
Nikolai claims he's a privateer
And Kaz messes up his love life
Ah
Heinrich Unhimlich, the things I do for you 😔
Younger me pulling blankets over my head when parents came in the room so I could pretend to be asleep
I do like to think that Wylan swears a lot more than he initially lets on
He's all like; oh fiddlesticks, oh dear, this isn't ideal
Like a proper British lad, but as soon as he's alone he swears so much it'll make a sailor blush.
And one night after Jesper moves in:
Jesper, sleeping
Wylan, in the other room: *stubs his toe*
Wylan, at the top of his lungs: OH YOU FU-CKING SON OF A BIT-H- F- YOU AND YOUR WHOLE F-ING FAMILY.
Oh yes I absolutely agree.
Similarly with whether or not Kaz goes after Pekka I think
And then there would be the intro scene to learn the basics of the game with joost.
I just think it would be neat
Soc copium going strong
So hear me out; SOC video game, a similar style to like Until Dawn or Life is Strange, where the pov shifts and choices matter.
I feel like Wylan or Jesper would have the strangest choices, but Kaz or Inej's choices have the most consequence
Also, half of the interactions between Nina and Matthias, or Wylan and Jesper would just be quick time events with;
kiss? Not kiss?
Dad Kaz tries
Wylan: If you wrap the body in chicken wire before dumping it in the canal it will cause it to be shredded when it swells
The crows: 😨😰
Kaz: 🤔
The crows: 🤯🤯
Kaz: 🙂
Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.
Soc copium going strong
So hear me out; SOC video game, a similar style to like Until Dawn or Life is Strange, where the pov shifts and choices matter.
I feel like Wylan or Jesper would have the strangest choices, but Kaz or Inej's choices have the most consequence
Also, half of the interactions between Nina and Matthias, or Wylan and Jesper would just be quick time events with;
kiss? Not kiss?
Little Wylan themed watercolour I did. Ignore my terrible calligraphy lmao, I'm still not used to using inks
Marlene Dietrich, 1930
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