Oh Yes I Absolutely Agree.

(in the style of top gear intros)

In today's episode of: Shadow and bone

I turn into a lamp

Nikolai claims he's a privateer

And Kaz messes up his love life

I do like to think that Wylan swears a lot more than he initially lets on

He's all like; oh fiddlesticks, oh dear, this isn't ideal

Like a proper British lad, but as soon as he's alone he swears so much it'll make a sailor blush.

And one night after Jesper moves in:

Jesper, sleeping

Wylan, in the other room: *stubs his toe*

Wylan, at the top of his lungs: OH YOU FU-CKING SON OF A BIT-H- F- YOU AND YOUR WHOLE F-ING FAMILY.

Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.

Do y'all ever think that Wylan might not like chemistry as much as he likes maths or painting or being a flutist because Chemistry has A LOT of letters in it. Like maybe the chemical symbols get mixed up for him sometimes and he finds it hard to read chemical equations?

Idk random train commute thoughts I guess lmao

Marlene Dietrich, 1930

Very short and very choppy brick film I made. I just love time consuming hobbies

Younger me pulling blankets over my head when parents came in the room so I could pretend to be asleep

Ah

Heinrich Unhimlich, the things I do for you 😔

HOLY CRAP OH MY GOD OH MY GOSH

Dad Kaz tries

Wylan: If you wrap the body in chicken wire before dumping it in the canal it will cause it to be shredded when it swells

The crows: 😨😰

Kaz: 🤔

The crows: 🤯🤯

Kaz: 🙂