Little Wylan themed watercolour I did. Ignore my terrible calligraphy lmao, I'm still not used to using inks
Younger me pulling blankets over my head when parents came in the room so I could pretend to be asleep
Do y'all ever think that Wylan might not like chemistry as much as he likes maths or painting or being a flutist because Chemistry has A LOT of letters in it. Like maybe the chemical symbols get mixed up for him sometimes and he finds it hard to read chemical equations?
Idk random train commute thoughts I guess lmao
Mushroom Shen is the best Shen because he loosens up and you really get to see what an idiotic madman he is
In the short time he's a mushroom man he:
Saves some cultivators
Nearly introduces himself as Shen Qingqiu and then instead of using his actual name calls himself his dumb dick joke internet handle
Beats up a bunch of demon
Internally debates running a business with them
Gets distracted thinking about demon names being nonsense
Imagines Luo Binghe being called Big Dick Haver
Laughs himself silly and then slaps his own face
All without saying anything outloud to the demons he beat up
Asks them if they have seen anyone uncommonly sexy (meaning Luo Binghe) and then sends them on their way
Runs into Sha Hualing
Trims her nails because he remembers her tearing up Binghe's back during sex and disapproves
Rescues Liu Qingge's little sister and personal disciple from Sha Hualing
Chastises Yang Yixuan for being straight
Realises Luo Binghe is coming and hoofs it away meeting up with Liu Mingyan and Yang Yixuan again to have a meal
Listens to gossip about himself so much he forgets to be watching out for Sha Hualing
Gets very angry that people think Luo Binghe would rape him when OBVIOUSLY if Luo Binghe came on to him he'd put out because it's Luo Binghe
Leaves Liu Qingge's people and immediately gets captured again but with Luo Binghe this time
Sees Luo Binghe have emotions about the fact he looks a lot like Shen Qingqiu so cuts some cloth off of Sha Hualing's clothes and makes himself a shitty mask
Gets caught in one of Binghe's dreams and immediately blows his cover but doesn't realise and has a crisis over Binghe being gay and for him specifically
Realises that Liu Qingge is fighting Luo Binghe and even though he knows this has been happening for five years he abandons escape and goes to help Liu Qingge and ends up playing hot potato with his own corpse and lets Liu Qingge take it
Sees Luo Binghe looking sad and only doesn't say "hey it's okay I'm your Shizun" because he gets kidnapped by snake boy
Has another dream with Luo Binghe and is like "well I guess doing gay stuff is fine if it's with Luo Binghe" despite his sexuality crisis because Luo Binghe is being pathetic
Demands whores from Snake boy
Listens to the prostitutes sing a song about him fucking his disciple even as he plans his escape from Snake boy
Leaves snake boy and walks straight into Luo Binghe's trap because he literally cannot walk away from Luo Binghe effectively
Finds out Luo Binghe was acting Pathetic on purpose in the dream to trick him
Punishes Luo Binghe by telling him to go away
Gets mad when he does as asked
Wrestle/flirts when he does show up to show he's still mad but also skinship
Dies again
He's at maximum bullshit at Mushroom Boy
Dad Kaz tries
Wylan: If you wrap the body in chicken wire before dumping it in the canal it will cause it to be shredded when it swells
The crows: 😨😰
Kaz: 🤔
The crows: 🤯🤯
Kaz: 🙂
Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.
Marlene Dietrich, 1930
Soc copium going strong
So hear me out; SOC video game, a similar style to like Until Dawn or Life is Strange, where the pov shifts and choices matter.
I feel like Wylan or Jesper would have the strangest choices, but Kaz or Inej's choices have the most consequence
Also, half of the interactions between Nina and Matthias, or Wylan and Jesper would just be quick time events with;
kiss? Not kiss?
Whoops
WOW! A NON SOC RELATED POST!!!!
anyway. This is my d&d character for a campaign I'm currently in. I tried to draw 'em in an Undertale Boss Monster style. Failed, gave up, decided it would be an amazing idea to continue the pixel art and do it monochrome. Joy.
Anyway. Here's Arawn. He's very silly.
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