Mushroom Shen Is The Best Shen Because He Loosens Up And You Really Get To See What An Idiotic Madman

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Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.

Marlene Dietrich, 1930

Oh yes I absolutely agree.

Similarly with whether or not Kaz goes after Pekka I think

And then there would be the intro scene to learn the basics of the game with joost.

I just think it would be neat

Soc copium going strong

So hear me out; SOC video game, a similar style to like Until Dawn or Life is Strange, where the pov shifts and choices matter.

I feel like Wylan or Jesper would have the strangest choices, but Kaz or Inej's choices have the most consequence

Also, half of the interactions between Nina and Matthias, or Wylan and Jesper would just be quick time events with;

kiss? Not kiss?

HOLY CRAP OH MY GOD OH MY GOSH

Based on absolutely nothing at all, these are the d&d classes I think the Crows would play.

Kaz is the DM, but I feel like he'd also play Rogue

Matthias: oathbreaker paladin- I think it fits his character

Inej: Rogue. She is very, very good at rolling NAT 20s on sneak attacks

Jesper: bard, but he spends most of the campaign rolling charisma checks to flirt with Wylan's character. Either that or a ranger, for obvious gun related reasons

Nina: A wizard who goes down the necromancy path, but she gave herself a high charisma so she can also have her character flirt with Matthias's

Wylan: with Wylan, I'm torn between Artificer, which would suit canon, or Wizard because I think he'd absolutely love casting fireball

I love d&d-ing too hard and creating an entire oc backstory for my character. Prime example; spent five hours yesterday drawing the *statue* of the Goddess that my character *used to worship*

Like this is some distant backstory shit and I still spent *five hours* almost non stop drawing it....

I kinda like d&d not gonna lie

Do y'all ever think that Wylan might not like chemistry as much as he likes maths or painting or being a flutist because Chemistry has A LOT of letters in it. Like maybe the chemical symbols get mixed up for him sometimes and he finds it hard to read chemical equations?

Idk random train commute thoughts I guess lmao

I do like to think that Wylan swears a lot more than he initially lets on

He's all like; oh fiddlesticks, oh dear, this isn't ideal

Like a proper British lad, but as soon as he's alone he swears so much it'll make a sailor blush.

And one night after Jesper moves in:

Jesper, sleeping

Wylan, in the other room: *stubs his toe*

Wylan, at the top of his lungs: OH YOU FU-CKING SON OF A BIT-H- F- YOU AND YOUR WHOLE F-ING FAMILY.

Soc copium going strong

So hear me out; SOC video game, a similar style to like Until Dawn or Life is Strange, where the pov shifts and choices matter.

I feel like Wylan or Jesper would have the strangest choices, but Kaz or Inej's choices have the most consequence

Also, half of the interactions between Nina and Matthias, or Wylan and Jesper would just be quick time events with;

kiss? Not kiss?